Zombies Love Peaches

caitlanlikesturtles:

does anyone else get really disappointed when you see a really crunchy looking leaf but when you step on it it doesn’t do the thing

best-of-funny:

thefannibals:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

is this how marriages work

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(Source: neptunain)

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

friendship at its purest

meladoodle:

last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’